Campion of Drymouth is an internet distraction maintained by Campion, of Drymouth. He is nearly inarguably a person in a place, and he will call those these, as anyone does when they write; even truthful names guarantee no subsequent truth.
The internet is composed of lies, and the reader is earnestly discouraged from basing life decisions, stock transactions, religious doctrine, orgasms, school projects, political affiliations, or meals on anything found therein. It's pretty much only good for art.